I guess a lot of text should go in here because people badly want to know about a guy who has a kick-ass website they never seen. So, I would type some text that makes sense and the rest will be just plain crap. Again if you are irritated with this kind of bull crap please forgive this poor soul because he's ain't a writer. Just a guy like you who should get his job done.
Just like some tiny souls out there, I sometimes explode and conquer the world. Like, in dreams and fantasies. No, there's no humor in it.